Famous Quotes

To be is to do.

                            -    Socrates      

To do is to be.

                            -    Plato          

Do be do be do

                           -    Scooby Doo
This was a message my friend sent me long time back. I still have it on my mobile. And i read it every now and then.. And it always makes me laugh.

Why must we put on our pants one leg at a time?

This is something my friend sent me… I found it very funny that I decided to share it here.

Q: Why must we put on our pants one leg at a time?

Ans: If we jumped into our pants simultaneously placing both legs in at one time, we would land heavily on the ground. As a majority of us are getting dressed at the same time of the morning, the cumulative effect would Cause an earth tremor. Due to the use of time zones, the tremor established In Eastern Time would arrive in the central zone at precisely the moment all those people were jumping into their pants. The tremor would increase in size exponentially, and proceed west to combine with the mountain zone folks as they get dressed. As this cycle encircles the globe, it would feed upon the next day’s Tremor and eventually cause the earth’s crust to break apart and float into space. This is why we put our pants on one leg at a time.

Serials……… Far from believable

I don’t understand hindi. YES ,I never learnt hindi in school. I’ve never had hindi speaking neighbours all my life.I’ve never watched hindi movies. I’ve never seen hindi serials ……..until now. Even now i don understand hindi much. But still i watch because I’m kinda forced to watch it when i have my dinner every night.So the following is my observation of hindi serials……..

1. People wake up with full make up (even in the middle of the night).

2. The characters in the serials do not work(at all). Yet they are mighty rich.

3. Most of the time they stand in circle in the living room of the house and talk.(mostly cry).

4. Nobody (I mean NOBODY) is supposed to be happy.

5. The grandmother looks younger than the grand daughter.

6. ‘You don like somebody?????? No probs. Just kill them. ‘ seems to be the policy for everyone.

7. A wedding scene will go on for weeks all together(longer than it is in real life).

I mean no offense to those who regularly and faithfully watch those serials. But these are very few of the absurd things that are shown. What i want to know is why do people watch such stuff???? It has absolutely no meaning and it is far from believable. I know that nothing that comes on TV is believable. But come on… This is just too much.